I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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