Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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