it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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