I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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