And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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