I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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