Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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