Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I can't put those talents on a resume
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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