exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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