I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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