Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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