I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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