i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm like, not good at living.
Randomize
