How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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