He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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