Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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