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(831): View more from California

my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I can't believe you blew on her face.

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.

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(206): View more from Washington

sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how

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(813): View more from Florida

So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Either he pets my cat or this deal is null

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(727): View more from Florida

You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.

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