he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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