Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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