why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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