Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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