is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have tasted many bathrooms
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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