Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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