Christians are straight up FREAKS
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
