Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize