I didn't shave. On purpose
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance