So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
should my penis look like a turkey
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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