Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
She announced her abortion via fbk
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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