For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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