How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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