Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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