What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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