do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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