i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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