bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I think my moral compass just broke
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
