did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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