careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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