I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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