it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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