Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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