it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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