Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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