how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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