I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You're a waste of cheezeits
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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