Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I cut my penus on the lid.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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