I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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