So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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