Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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