It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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