Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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