How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Still dying that you shit outside
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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