Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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