you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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