Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My balls are so social today.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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