i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
